Unpaid Celebrity Endorsements

Bert, your photographs are practically perfect in every way.

Mary Poppins

Hey, Bert – your photos are pretty good.

Ernie

Dear Robert, I don’t really like the nickname Bert. Are you free to video chat on Wednesday?

Love, Mom

Wow! Cool, man! (PS: I like your nickname.)

Bart Simpson

A note to any actual human celebrities (other than my mom, of course): you have an opportunity here to be more than just famous – you have an opportunity to be the first celebrity to endorse my work. You’ll see, it’ll be fun. Your peers will be envious and say, “Darn, I wish I were second to none!”

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